Breeding creates hitherto unknown organisms, which bring hitherto unknown horrors. This is blended with the second principle of horror: the inanimate, animated.
The effort to name the “binary” fractions on the fork-spoon spectrum seems to have been abandoned. Here is one way that is sufficiently heavy with geek-fu: insert sequences of i and o between “sp” and “rk” and sneak in a zero error that makes a single o weigh in at 1/2.
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